Dumb Laws in New York (stolen from Amanda)

Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business. (Well, there goes my side job)

You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building. (This one, I actually DON'T find to be dumb)

It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing".

Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”. (Awww, and that's how I greet ALL my friends!)

A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. (Uh-oh...more debt)

It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun. (No wonder people were looking at me funny when I was throwing that baseball at my best friend's head and laughing when it hit her)

The penalty for jumping off a building is death. (Well, umm...I guess there is nothing left to say for this one, it says it all)

New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it. (Can you say oxyMORON?)

A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket. (Damn, and that's the only place I have to carry it. No more ice cream cones for me on Sundays)

While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.

Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P. (Damn, glad I didn't get pulled over driving to get my friend after work last night at midnight)